Psst! Over here! Yes you. We need to talk.

This blog was created out of pure novelty value so that people would randomly start seeing "glarthir started following you" on their dashboards.

And if you don't know who Glarthir is, you're lucky. Because he is hell.

I will be periodically posting the 'Paranoid Misadventures of Glarthir' on this blog when I get the time.

Who knows what the crazy little wood elf will get up to...?

emtjeejooblaa asked: ♥

forodwaith asked: GLARTHIR WHERE ARE YOU HAVE YOU DISAPPEARED </3 NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO come back now!!! If you don't come back I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN and CONTACT YOU IN PUBLIC CAN YOU IMAGINE. HUH you better show up again you little man!

I never disappeared.

I was just… hiding. Yes, that’s it.

Hiding.

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jeffreydahmers-cookbook asked: *whispers* i killed bernadette for you. love me, glarthir, love me!

You- you what!?

This is fantastic news!

*Ahem* I mean, by the Nine! What a terrible tragedy!

Poor, poor Bernadette…

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

finally reunited with my bbyglarthir &lt;3

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

finally reunited with my bbyglarthir <3

Glarthir Vs. Glarthir
(Taken from The Paranoid Misadventures of Glarthir)

Glarthir Vs. Glarthir

(Taken from The Paranoid Misadventures of Glarthir)

lordearlgray replied to your post: hi how are you soon the valentines day comes and you’ll never know what hit you hahhahahhaha

Yes, Glarthir.. Yes you should. There will be many hearts left on your doorstep this year.

Daedra Hearts?

Those are quite rare, friend.

Best leave those with Sinderion. I hear they’re quite potent when used in Alchemy…

forodwaith asked: hi how are you soon the valentines day comes and you'll never know what hit you hahhahahhaha

What-What is this Valentine’s Day?

Should I be even more cautious than usual…?

inactive-lovonne asked: I'm sorry my ancestor told you off the gaurds. ):

No need to apologise, friend. I’m sure they had their reasons.

I’m used to the Skingrad City Watch snooping around my business anyway…

lordearlgray replied to your post: How have I not noticed you all before!?

We’re watching you, Glarthir. We’ve all got our eyes on you.